<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Postmodern Moron</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 05:30:26 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator>
		<item>
		<title>The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer #3</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/05/03/the-amazing-spider-man-trailer-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/05/03/the-amazing-spider-man-trailer-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 05:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amazing Spider-Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Garfield]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cosmic Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Irrfan Khan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Vanderbilt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marc Webb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marvel Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stan Lee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Ditko]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the latest trailer for Marc Webb&#8216;s vision of the web-slinging, jive-talking, ass-kicking crime fighting vigilante, &#8220;The Amazing Spider-Man&#8221; from Sony Pictures. Enjoy it &#8217;cause it actually looks pretty good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqd-9Jl6KXY YouTube Video Description: The film, shot entirely in 3D, will be released on July 3, 2012 and stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Campbell Scott, Irrfan Khan, Martin Sheen, and Sally Field. &#8220;The Amazing Spider-Man&#8221; was directed by Marc Webb and written by James Vanderbilt. &#8220;The Amazing Spider-Man&#8221; was based on the Marvel Comics comic book by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko and was produced by Marvel Studios for Columbia Pictures. The producers are Laura Ziskin, Avi Arad, and Matt Tolmach and the executive producers are Stan Lee, Kevin Feige, and Michael Grillo. Official Site: http://theamazingspiderman.com In theaters: July 3rd, 2012 Copyright © 2012 Sony Pictures]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s the latest trailer for <a class="zem_slink" title="Marc Webb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1989536/" rel="imdb" target="_blank">Marc Webb</a>&#8216;s vision of the web-slinging, jive-talking, ass-kicking crime fighting vigilante, &#8220;<a class="zem_slink" title="The Amazing Spider-Man" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Spider-Man" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank">The Amazing Spider-Man</a>&#8221; from <a class="zem_slink" title="Sony Pictures Entertainment" href="http://www.sonypictures.com" rel="homepage" target="_blank">Sony Pictures</a>.</p>
<p>Enjoy it &#8217;cause it actually looks pretty good.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqd-9Jl6KXY&#038;fmt=18">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqd-9Jl6KXY</a></p>
<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5236" title="The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer 3" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wiki-spidey-poster.jpeg" alt="The Amazing Spider-Man Trailer 3" width="220" height="326" /><strong><a title="The Amazing Spider-Man - Official Trailer #3 (HD)" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqd-9Jl6KXY" target="_blank">YouTube Video</a> Description:</strong></p>
<p>The film, shot entirely in 3D, will be released on July 3, 2012 and stars <a class="zem_slink" title="Andrew Garfield" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1940449/" rel="imdb" target="_blank">Andrew Garfield</a>, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Campbell Scott, <a class="zem_slink" title="Irrfan Khan" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0451234/" rel="imdb" target="_blank">Irrfan Khan</a>, Martin Sheen, and Sally Field.</p>
<p>&#8220;The Amazing Spider-Man&#8221; was directed by Marc Webb and written by <a class="zem_slink" title="James Vanderbilt" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0888743/" rel="imdb" target="_blank">James Vanderbilt</a>.</p>
<p>&#8220;The Amazing Spider-Man&#8221; was based on the <a class="zem_slink" title="Marvel Comics" href="http://marvel.com" rel="homepage" target="_blank">Marvel Comics</a> comic book by <a class="zem_slink" title="Stan Lee" href="http://twitter.com/therealstanlee" rel="twitter" target="_blank">Stan Lee</a> and <a class="zem_slink" title="Steve Ditko" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ditko" rel="wikipedia" target="_blank">Steve Ditko</a> and was produced by Marvel Studios for Columbia Pictures.</p>
<p>The producers are Laura Ziskin, <a class="zem_slink" title="Avi Arad" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0032696/" rel="imdb" target="_blank">Avi Arad</a>, and Matt Tolmach and the executive producers are Stan Lee, Kevin Feige, and Michael Grillo.</p>
<p><strong>Official Site:</strong> <a title="The Amazing Spider-Man Movie Official Website" href="http://theamazingspiderman.com" target="_blank">http://theamazingspiderman.com</a></p>
<p><strong>In theaters:</strong> July 3rd, 2012</p>
<p>Copyright © 2012 Sony Pictures</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/05/03/the-amazing-spider-man-trailer-3/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Walking Dead &#8220;18 Miles Out&#8221; Viewing Party</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/the-walking-dead-18-miles-out-viewing-party/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/the-walking-dead-18-miles-out-viewing-party/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 05:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cosmic Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fat Beard Studios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Putter's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Putter's Bar & Grill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Walking Dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Walking Dead Viewing Party]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5222</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After last week&#8217;s tragic mishandling by Daddy Mac&#8217;s of the Cosmic Comics The Walking Dead viewing party last week, the group has, much like the zombies of The Walking Dead, roamed to a new location to watch their beloved show over some beers. This Sunday, February 26, 2012, the group will venture over to Putter&#8217;s Bar &#38; Grill right next to their shop at Tropicana &#38; Pecos next to the Tropicana Theater. Putter&#8217;s is extending all of their Happy Hour Specials to the viewing party. Happy Hour Specials $2.50 for Well Drinks, House Wines, &#38; select domestic drafts $3.99 for 6 Breaded Mozzarella Sticks $4.50 for a Mini Corn Dog Basket $4.75 Chili Cheese Fries $4.99 for 3 beef or chicken sliders $4.99 for Putter&#8217;s Famous Taco Basket $4.99 for 6 crispy Jumbo Wings *Add fries to any food special above for just $1.00 They&#8217;ll be there stuffing their faces, drinking some booze, and enjoying the next episode of The Walking Dead with a bunch of fellow comic book geeky types (you know I&#8217;ll be there). I&#8217;ve even heard there&#8217;s going to be some giveaways and a nice raffle. Check out their Facebook Event Page for more details. -The Dork [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/events/340596662651314/"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-5225" title="The Walking Dead &quot;18 Miles Out&quot; Viewing Party" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wdpartyputters.jpg" alt="The Walking Dead &quot;18 Miles Out&quot; Viewing Party" width="180" height="520" /></a>After last week&#8217;s <a title="Zombies are not Welcome at Daddy Mac’s" href="http://nerdfarmblog.com/2012/02/20/zombies-not-welcome/" target="_blank">tragic mishandling by Daddy Mac&#8217;s</a> of the <a title="Join Cosmic Comics on Facebook" href="https://www.facebook.com/CosmicComicsLV" target="_blank">Cosmic Comics</a> <em>The Walking Dead</em> viewing party last week, the group has, much like the zombies of <em>The Walking Dead</em>, roamed to a new location to watch their beloved show over some beers.</p>
<p>This Sunday, February 26, 2012, the group will venture over to <a href="http://www.puttersvegas.com/" target="_blank">Putter&#8217;s Bar &amp; Grill</a> right next to their shop at Tropicana &amp; Pecos next to the Tropicana Theater.</p>
<p>Putter&#8217;s is extending all of their Happy Hour Specials to the viewing party.</p>
<h3>Happy Hour Specials</h3>
<p>$2.50 for Well Drinks, House Wines, &amp; select domestic drafts<br />
$3.99 for 6 Breaded Mozzarella Sticks<br />
$4.50 for a Mini Corn Dog Basket<br />
$4.75 Chili Cheese Fries<br />
$4.99 for 3 beef or chicken sliders<br />
$4.99 for Putter&#8217;s Famous Taco Basket<br />
$4.99 for 6 crispy Jumbo Wings</p>
<h6>*Add fries to any food special above for just $1.00</h6>
<p>They&#8217;ll be there stuffing their faces, drinking some booze, and enjoying the next episode of <em>The Walking Dead</em> with a bunch of fellow comic book geeky types (you know I&#8217;ll be there). I&#8217;ve even heard there&#8217;s going to be some giveaways and a nice raffle. Check out their Facebook Event Page for more details.</p>
<p>-<a title="Follow The Dork Knight on Twitter" href="https://twitter.com/#!/dorkknightlv" target="_blank">The Dork Knight</a></p>
<p>Putter&#8217;s Bar &amp; Grill is located at:</p>
<p>3330 E. Tropicana at Pecos<br />
Las Vegas, NV 89120<br />
(702) 458-4567</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/the-walking-dead-18-miles-out-viewing-party/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Anonymity Ball 4: Cuckoo’s Cabaret</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/anonymity-ball-4-cuckoos-cabaret/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/anonymity-ball-4-cuckoos-cabaret/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2012 05:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anonymity Ball]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anonymity Ball 4]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Anonymity Ball 4: Cuckoo’s Cabaret]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brandon Kent Nusbau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cuckoo’s Cabaret]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fremont Street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Brass Lounge]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5216</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Slave of the Muse announces the fourth installment of the Anonymity Masquerade Ball, Cuckoo’s Cabaret at the Brass Lounge in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Saturday, March 24, 2012. The masquerade ball will feature cabaret performances, roving acts, and a high energy dance party. “Looking back, it is exciting that we are already in our fourth year doing this event” said Aaron Ross, “It gets more interesting every year and our patrons really play with the theme and become part of the show,” Incorporating every style of burlesque and cabaret since the 1890s, guests will be taken through the imagination of Miriam Cuckoo into the Speakeasy for the Mind during the beginning of the evening. This series of burlesque vignettes stars local performers including Faegann Harlow, a local aerialist, the NVied GoGos, Brotherhood of the Flame and more. Once the dance party starts many of these performers and the Slave of the Muse cast will be roving the ball, engaging the guests in their escapades, and encouraging guests to participate in the evening. “We are always blown away by the enthusiasm of both patrons and crew, as the night goes on” added Sarah Turner, “Nothing beats taking a room full of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_5217" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Anonymity4Flyer.jpg" rel="lightbox[5216]"><img class="wp-image-5217" title="Anonymity Ball 4: Cuckoo’s Cabaret" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Anonymity4Flyer.jpg" alt="Anonymity Ball 4: Cuckoo’s Cabaret" width="179" height="270" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lose yourself in a whirl of imagination, meet new and interesting creatures, kiss a stranger, and introduce yourself as somebody new.</p></div>
<p>Slave of the Muse announces the fourth installment of the Anonymity Masquerade Ball, Cuckoo’s Cabaret at the Brass Lounge in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Saturday, March 24, 2012. The masquerade ball will feature cabaret performances, roving acts, and a high energy dance party.</p>
<p>“Looking back, it is exciting that we are already in our fourth year doing this event” said Aaron Ross, “It gets more interesting every year and our patrons really play with the theme and become part of the show,”</p>
<p>Incorporating every style of burlesque and cabaret since the 1890s, guests will be taken through the imagination of Miriam Cuckoo into the Speakeasy for the Mind during the beginning of the evening. This series of burlesque vignettes stars local performers including Faegann Harlow, a local aerialist, the NVied GoGos, Brotherhood of the Flame and more. Once the dance party starts many of these performers and the Slave of the Muse cast will be roving the ball, engaging the guests in their escapades, and encouraging guests to participate in the evening.</p>
<p>“We are always blown away by the enthusiasm of both patrons and crew, as the night goes on” added Sarah Turner, “Nothing beats taking a room full of unsure people, thrust into a new world with a new face, and spinning the most fantastic energy where everyone truly realizes their potential as new beings—and ultimately, themselves.”</p>
<p>After 11pm, the dance floor becomes the stage. The night showcases the talents of DJ Spidersilk a Slave of the Muse Alumni for 3 years, resident DJ of Secret Saturdays at The Hideaway and Matriarch to the Las Vegas local Steampunk Scene; Brandon Kent Nusbaum, Resident DJ at GhostBar with an amazing flair for keeping a crowd jumping to his unique style; and Victor Savelle Producer of the Vegas club expose, The EDM Nightlife Show and an amazing DJ in his own right. The style is more high energy this year while keeping the same artistic promotions Slave of the Muse is known for.</p>
<p>Anonymity 4 is a 21+ event. Tickets are $15, and are available online or at the door. Costumes and masks required. You can purchase tickets online through Eventbrite, <a href="http://anonymity4.eventbrite.com/" target="_blank">http://anonymity4.eventbrite.com/</a>.</p>
<p>The Brass Lounge is located at 425 Fremont Street, Las Vegas, NV 89101.</p>
<p><strong>About Slave of the Muse Promotions</strong><br />
Slave of the Muse Promotions organizes events that are crafted and sculpted to leave you with memories and anticipation of the next encounter with their troupe. Slave of the Muse has been building nightlife &amp;performance events since 2008. Each event is crafted as a different escape from the ordinary. Some are light hearted, others sensual and still others that are dark and intense. No matter the venue or the format there is always the same message: Feel and be more than your mundane confines. Visit us at <a href="http://www.slaveofthemuse.com/" target="_blank">www.SlaveoftheMuse.com</a>.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/02/23/anonymity-ball-4-cuckoos-cabaret/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Carlton Dance</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/26/the-carlton-dance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/26/the-carlton-dance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vertigo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Television]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Carlton Dance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo's Posts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5208</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always preferred the Apache Dance myself. Dance away by clicking here]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orig-143562111.jpg" rel="lightbox[5208]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5210" title="Print" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/orig-143562111-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve always preferred the Apache Dance myself.</p>
<p>Dance away by clicking <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K8j9OR8jtk&amp;feature=player_embedded#!">here</a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/26/the-carlton-dance/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s Funny Because It&#8217;s True- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/11/its-funny-because-its-true-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/11/its-funny-because-its-true-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vertigo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[It's Funny Because It's True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo's Posts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5202</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s his name&#8230;..don&#8217;t wear it out! Or at least go into a natural jazz  scat rage. &#160; &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/16481197_SS.jpg" rel="lightbox[5202]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5204" title="16481197_SS" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/16481197_SS-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s his name&#8230;..don&#8217;t wear it out! Or at least go into a natural jazz  scat rage.</p>
<p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/11/its-funny-because-its-true-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/VTh-ep4c6ns/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/11/its-funny-because-its-true-beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop-bop-bop/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Vote For Vermin Supreme In 2012!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/09/vote-for-vermin-supreme-in-2012/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/09/vote-for-vermin-supreme-in-2012/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 18:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vertigo</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics & Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vermin Supreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vertigo's Posts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all you so-called independant voters out there! Obama too far left for you? Mitt too flip-floppy? Not wanting to vote for Santorium because he is a known gay sex act? PROBLEM SOLVED! Introducing Vermin Supreme! Because EVERYONE deserves their own pony. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vermin21.jpg" rel="lightbox[5196]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5199" title="Democratic presidential candidate Supreme stands on the steps of the statehouse in Concord" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/vermin21-300x215.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="215" /></a> Hey all you so-called independant voters out there! Obama too far left for you? Mitt too flip-floppy? Not wanting to vote for Santorium because he is a known gay sex act? PROBLEM SOLVED! Introducing <a href="http://verminsupreme.wordpress.com/">Vermin Supreme</a>! Because EVERYONE deserves their own pony.</p>
<p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/09/vote-for-vermin-supreme-in-2012/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/4d_FvgQ1csE/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2012/01/09/vote-for-vermin-supreme-in-2012/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Dark Knight Rises Trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/the-dark-knight-rises-trailer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/the-dark-knight-rises-trailer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 06:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Knight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Knight Rises]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Knight Rises Trailer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dark Knight Trailer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5171</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So if you follow me on Facebook, then you've already seen this video as I shared it there earlier today, but I mainly wanted to post it here so it's easier for me to find. I still need to get used to the new Facebook timeline.

Also, there may be a couple of you who don't give a shit about Facebook or more specifically my Facebook, so this may be the first time someone gets to see it.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFwvozMHR4&#038;fmt=18">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFwvozMHR4</a></p>
</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Now, wasn&#8217;t that bad-ass? It gave me goosebumps.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So if you follow me on <a title="The Dork Knight on Facebook" href="https://www.facebook.com/DorkKnightLV" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, then you&#8217;ve already seen this video as I shared it there earlier today, but I mainly wanted to post it here so it&#8217;s easier for me to find. I still need to get used to the new Facebook timeline.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Also, there may be a couple of you who don&#8217;t give a shit about Facebook or more specifically my Facebook, so this may be the first time someone gets to see it.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Oh, and did you see the Easter egg? There was a nice little nod to the fans and here are a couple pics for you to reference:</p>

<a href='http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/the-dark-knight-rises-trailer/robin/' title='Robin&#039;s Logo'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/robin-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Robin Logo in The Dark Knight Rises Trailer" title="Robin&#039;s Logo" /></a>
<a href='http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/the-dark-knight-rises-trailer/dcrobin/' title='Robin'><img width="150" height="150" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dcrobin-150x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="Robin" title="Robin" /></a>

<p style="text-align: left;">Yup, it&#8217;s Robin&#8217;s &#8220;r&#8221; being used on the football fan&#8217;s sign 15 seconds into the trailer.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Thanks to my buddy Larry for telling me about this. I don&#8217;t know where he heard it &#8217;cause I know he didn&#8217;t figure it out himself. No insult to Larry, he&#8217;s just not a dork like me. I mean I could <a title="Skynet" href="http://www.google.com/" target="_blank">Google</a> it, but I don&#8217;t give a shit at this point.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/the-dark-knight-rises-trailer/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Wake Up Virginia</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/wake-up-virginia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/wake-up-virginia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Education]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sticking it to the Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legalize Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Legalize Medical Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Medical Cannabis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Medical Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Medical Marijuana in Virginia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Governor of VA: Legalize Medical Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia Medical Marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia Medical Marijuana Petition]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5161</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So a fellow medical marijuana patient here in Nevada sent me one of those "sign my petition" links and after I clicked the link and saw only five signatures, I almost felt morally obligated to sign it for my buddy. At the bottom of the petition it asks, "Why are you signing?"

Well, I didn't want to say that I was only signing it because I felt sorry for my friend, so I actually took the time to think, "hey...  why do I believe in this?"

Here's my answer...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So a fellow medical marijuana patient here in Nevada sent me one of those &#8220;sign my petition&#8221; links (<a title="Change.org Petition: The Governor of VA: Legalize Medical Marijuana" href="http://www.change.org/petitions/the-governor-of-va-legalize-medical-marijuana" target="_blank">http://www.change.org/petitions/the-governor-of-va-legalize-medical-marijuana</a>) and after I clicked the link and saw only five signatures, I almost felt morally obligated to sign it for my buddy. At the bottom of the petition it asks, &#8220;Why are you signing?&#8221;</p>
<p>Well, I didn&#8217;t want to say that I was only signing it because I felt sorry for my friend, so I actually took the time to think, &#8220;hey&#8230;  why do I believe in this?&#8221;</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my answer:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong>Why are you signing this?</strong></p>
<p>Because I am a licensed medical marijuana patient in the state of Nevada and I know from firsthand experience that marijuana has medicinal value. Not only should Virginia legalize medical marijuana, but the federal government should too. States, like Nevada, are leading the way for other states to show the federal government, yet again, how to do their job and to remember why&#8230; WE are the United States of America. United we stand, divided we fall; it&#8217;s only cliché because it’s true.</p>
<p>We need states like Virginia to join Nevada and California, Colorado, Hawaii, Washington, Maine, Michigan, Rhode Island, Alaska, Montana, New Jersey, Washington DC, Delaware, Vermont, Arizona, New Mexico and Oregon in standing up and saying enough of the lies and the propaganda. We know that marijuana is safer than prescription drugs that kill our friends and family and ruin lives with addiction while marijuana has no addictive properties and has never, not once ever, resulted in fatality from use.</p>
<p>That’s right; according to the CDC’s own website, marijuana has claimed the lives of ZERO people while prescription painkillers accounted for nearly 15,000 deaths in 2008 alone. In fact, the CDC stated that, “The number of overdose deaths is now greater than those of deaths from heroin and cocaine combined.” (<a href="http://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/PainkillerOverdoses/" target="_blank">http://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/PainkillerOverdoses/</a>) Join my state of Nevada and the others in saying enough is enough.</p></blockquote>
<p><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-5166" title="GPrYIpjQTXdPfcj-236x236-cropped" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/GPrYIpjQTXdPfcj-236x236-cropped-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="3" height="3" />It felt like something a few of you might get behind.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/20/wake-up-virginia/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Corporate Clutch</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/the-corporate-clutch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/the-corporate-clutch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:47:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Politics & Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuck wall street]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Go America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Corporate Clutch]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=3240</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Over a year ago when I literally lived on the corner of Paradise and life was awesome, I dabbled in song writing. My old friend, Jason AKA The Postmodern Moron, was regularly playing the drums with some cat who wants to besmirch my name and doesn&#8217;t even know me&#8230; I digress.. Anyway, there was a lot of music going on. The garage had all the makings of&#8230; well, a garage band. I thought it could be cool to pool the talent and make some original music. Well, those lazy fucks never got around to anything other than playing shitty covers and what I wrote below (which probably isn&#8217;t finished) got lost for over a year. This draft has been collecting dust since November 28, 2010 so I figured what the hell. The Corporate Clutch The end result is the same, it&#8217;s just a matter of time. We all play this game, but we don&#8217;t all know the rules. &#8216;Cause life&#8217;s got us by the throat, life&#8217;s got us all confused with religion and government, a system ripe for abuse. Take your corporate cats on Wall Street with their Corporate Welfare bailouts. They&#8217;re making record breaking profits with the money they took from us. While the rest of us are sick or [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright  wp-image-5155" title="The Corporate Clutch" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/middle-finger-296x300.jpg" alt="The Corporate Clutch" width="237" height="240" />Over a year ago when I literally lived on the corner of Paradise and life was awesome, I dabbled in song writing. My <a title="&quot;Old friend...&quot;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7X01_j_oDA&amp;hd=1&amp;t=46s" target="_blank">old friend</a>, Jason AKA The Postmodern Moron, was regularly playing the drums with some cat who wants to besmirch my name and doesn&#8217;t even know me&#8230;</p>
<p>I digress..</p>
<p>Anyway, there was a lot of music going on. The garage had all the makings of&#8230; well, a garage band. I thought it could be cool to pool the talent and make some original music. Well, those lazy fucks never got around to anything other than playing shitty covers and what I wrote below (which probably isn&#8217;t finished) got lost for over a year. This draft has been collecting dust since November 28, 2010 so I figured what the hell.</p>
<blockquote>
<h2 style="text-align: center;">The Corporate Clutch</h2>
<p>The end result is the same, it&#8217;s just a matter of time. We all play this game, but we don&#8217;t all know the rules. &#8216;Cause life&#8217;s got us by the throat, life&#8217;s got us all confused with religion and government, a system ripe for abuse.</p>
<p>Take your corporate cats on Wall Street with their Corporate Welfare bailouts. They&#8217;re making record breaking profits with the money they took from us. While the rest of us are sick or dying from the healthcare they deny us, because their profit margins matter more than those of us all crying&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;WHY?!? WHY?!?&#8221;</p>
<p>We cry to the sky as we lie here and die &#8217;cause of all of your lies!</p>
<p>&#8220;WHY?!? WHY?!?&#8221;</p>
<p>You lie and scare us all the same. Some flock, some flee, some fly away.</p>
<p>&#8220;WHY?!? WHY?!?&#8221;</p>
<p>But I know the truth and I&#8217;ll speak to such. Even though I know you&#8217;ll never loosen&#8230;</p>
<p>Your Corporate Clutch&#8230;</p>
<p>The Corporate Clutch.</p></blockquote>
<p>There you go. Like it, hate it, I don&#8217;t give a fuck &#8217;cause now the draft queue has one less post in it.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/the-corporate-clutch/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Behold, a neglected blog&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/behold-a-neglected-blog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/behold-a-neglected-blog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Dork Knight</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Etc.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[It's Funny Because It's True]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sticking it to the Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[like a boss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lonely island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pizza Hut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the lonely island]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.postmodernmoron.com/?p=5027</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I logged in today, I was planning on shutting the site down indefinately since the namesake has has completely abandoned it for Pizza Hut… ‘Cause you know… he’s the boss there. But…  I have instead decided to push all of the 30+ drafts out and re-brand the site early next year and actually start using it for something…  I don’t know what yet, but stay tuned.  In the meantime, click on the "Read more" below to enjoy a pic of THE POSTMODERN MORON enjoying being THE BOSS…]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I logged in today, I was planning on shutting the site down indefinately since the namesake has has completely abandoned it for&#8230;</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5148" title="Pizza Hut" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pizza-hut-image.jpg" alt="" width="350" height="350" /></p>
<p>&#8216;Cause you know&#8230; he&#8217;s the boss there.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c&#038;fmt=18">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c</a></p>
</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But&#8230;  I have instead decided to push all of the 30+ drafts out and re-brand the site early next year and actually start using it for something&#8230;  I don&#8217;t know what yet, but stay tuned.  In the meantime, enjoy this pic of THE POSTMODERN MORON enjoying being THE BOSS&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/SWALLOWlikeaBOSS.jpg" rel="lightbox[5027]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5115" title="SWALLOWlikeaBOSS" src="http://www.postmodernmoron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/SWALLOWlikeaBOSS-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.postmodernmoron.com/2011/12/16/behold-a-neglected-blog/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

