

Cost of a bowl of soup at a homeless shelter: $0 Cost of staying overnight in a homeless shelter: $0 Catching a “homeless” man taking a picture of Michelle Obama with his $300 Blackberry (with a minimum $100 monthly service) while receiving his FREE GOVERNMENT provided meal: PRICELESS!
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Tags: homeless, homeless shelter, It's Funny Because It's True, Michelle Obama
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I just came across this chain email letter, spam, whatever you want to call it, “Letter from Michelle Obama” and I couldn’t resist sharing. This site seems to always dump on the right (EDITOR’S NOTE: not really), so I thought I would share a little more humor that dumps on the left for a...
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Tags: Air Force Two, Al Gore, American Taxpayer, Barack, Barack Obama, Buenaventura Plaza, Costa del Sol, Government Accounting Office, It's Funny Because It's True, Maine, Marbella, Martha’s Vineyard, Michelle Obama, Obama, President Obama, Spain
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Author Adam Mansbach has written this honest bed time story for all the parents of the world entitled, ” Go The Fuck To Sleep.” Here’s an excerpt for this literary treasure: The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You’re cozy and warm in your bed,...
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Tags: Adam Mansbach, It's Funny Because It's True
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I am sick and tired of every pseudo techie using the word backslash to refer to the "/" key (the one that also has the "?" on it) when giving a web address that has a slash in it. I just heard some mental midget try to get me to visit some Facebook group...
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Tags: backslash, backslash vs forward slash, forward slash, forward slash vs back slash, idiot, idiots, mental midget, mental midgets, mongoloid, mongoloids, moron, morons, slash
Posted in Education, Tech | 2 Comments »
This is the official trailer for "Fight For Your Right-Revisited", from the Beastie Boys' long anticipated eighth album, HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE PART TWO, and it's got more celebrity guest stars than The Dork Knight has blunts. Click on the "Read more" button below to watch.
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Tags: Adam Scott, Beastie Boys, Capitol Records, Danny McBride, David Cross, Elijah Wood, Fight For Your Right, Fight For Your Right Revisited, Jack Black, John C. Reilly, Orlando Bloom, Seth Rogen, Susan Sarandon, Will Arnett, Will Ferrell
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How’s your Zombie Jesus Day? Ever wonder how Christians went from the death and resurrection of Christ to chocolate bunnies? Our own The Postmodern Moron even pleaded once before: Please show me where pink rabbits hide painted eggs in the Bible. Old Testament, maybe? Well, Mr. Hicks discusses this in the video below… But seriously… Where...
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Tags: Easter, Easter Bunny, Jesus, Zombie Jesus, Zombie Jesus Days
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A couple of days ago we all celebrated 4/20 and I was probably asked 10-15 times, “How does one become a medical marijuana patient in the state of Nevada?” I would usually refer people to Dr. Greenbeard, but the following post that was originally posted on the Las Vegas Medical Marijuana Meetup Group had...
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Tags: 420, Attending Physician's Statement, Cannabis, DMV, Dr. Greenbeard, Dr. Reefer, Get Your Medical Marijuana Card in Nevada, Henderson, How to Get Your Medical Marijuana Card in Nevada, Las Vegas, Las Vegas Medical Marijuana Meetup Group, Marijuana, MCCNV, Medical Marijuana, Medical Marijuana Card, Medical Marijuana Card in Nevada, Medical Marijuana Patients, Medical Marijuana Program, Nevada, Nevada Department of Health and Human Services State Health Division, Nevada State Health Division, pot, Premium Remedys, Registration Application
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Or as the everyone else knows it as 4/20! Everyone here at Postmodern Moron hopes you have a very laid back and mellow day. To help you get in the mood, here is Garfunkel and Oates with their video entitled, “Weed Card”. And remember kids, ignore the Reagan/right wing smear campaigns and educate yourself...
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Tags: Garfunkel and Oates, Weed Card
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Postmodern morons “get it” and now Adobe finally does too. Last year I wrote about how Apple told Adobe to fuck off and then about how the Federal Government told Apple, “not so damn fast” only to have Adobe admit several weeks later that Apple had it right all along. Well, now it appears...
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Tags: Adobe, Apple, iOS, iPad, iPhone, NAB Conference, NAB Conference 2011, National Association of Broadcasters Conference, National Association of Broadcasters Conference 2011, Steve Jobs
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Ain’t it the truth?!? They make life so much more sensible and entertaining. The Second City Network agrees. In fact, they ponder this question to various literary classics such as ” The Giving Tree” and ‘Hamlet”. Here is my personal favorite, their version of, ” Romeo and Juliet”.
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Tags: Sassy Gay Friend
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If you thought that the Batman porn parody was good, wait until you see this one. Not only have I never seen a porno with this kind of production value or special effects, but this is the first porno I think I'd like to see for the plot, fuck the... well... uhm......
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Tags: Porn Parody, Star Trek, Star Trek Porn Parody, Star Trek The Next Generation, Star Trek The Next Generation Porn Parody, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek TNG Porn Parody, Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Parody, Star Trek: TNG - A XXX Parody, TNG
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Holy crap. If you're like me and the SDCC GL trailer left you feeling not so confident about the movie, then let me assuage your doubts. Hit the jump for a big-ass slice of awesome.
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Tags: Apple, Awesomeness, Comic Book Movie, Comic Book Movies, Comics, DC Comics, DC Entertainment, GL Wondercon Footage, Green Lantern, Green Lantern Wondercon Footage, Movies, Ryan Reynolds, Warner Bros, Warner Brothers, WB, Wondercon
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