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I love you Think Geek, but fuck you, Topless Robot!!!

September 22, 2010
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I love you Think Geek, but fuck you, Topless Robot!!!

You keep ruining all the cool shit I have to show my room mate!!!! But at least you hadn’t posted this video yet!
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Are you WIRED???

September 19, 2010
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Are you WIRED???

Well, no one in this house but me is apparently.  Pretty much everyone here took a look at the cover of this month’s issue of WIRED (pictured below) and wondered WTF??? Then when they would frantically turn the pages to read this story they would see this: I shit you not, every person in...
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What kind of BULLSHIT is this?!?!?

September 19, 2010
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What kind of BULLSHIT is this?!?!?

So one of the MAIN reasons I purchased an iPad was so I could read my college books on it. But as it turns out, none of my college eBooks are available on ANY eBook readers because of the type of DRM they have. WHAT. THE. FUCK. If you’re one of the retards that...
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Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Get a Root Canal

September 18, 2010
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Ten Things I’d Rather Do Than Get a Root Canal

So...yeah. I need a root canal. I'm a bit of a dental-phobe and I remember 80's movie and TV characters spout lines like "This is more fun than my last root canal!". I can literally think of hundreds of terrible things I'd rather endure than a root canal, and since the Internet loves...
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So Why Do We Still Need Bitches???

September 18, 2010
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So Why Do We Still Need Bitches???

White, black, Filipino, Na’vi…  I don’t give a fuck.  Women are evil, conniving, backstabbing, selfish bitches.  I will order my Fleshlight and be done with them all! Visit the folks at http://www.fleshlight.com/ for this and other fine products that will help you eliminate the need for lousy cunts once and for all!
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How to Preserve a Hamburger Indefinitely

September 18, 2010
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McZombie Burger

Ever wanted to know how to mummify a burger? Just follow these easy instructions.
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Huh. I Guess Jedis Do Make Everything Better.

September 15, 2010
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I suppose this video is for those upset with “Lost” for whatever reason.  I just love me some lightsabers and force lightning.    
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“I have never been more confident about the future of our economy.”

September 13, 2010
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“I have never been more confident about the future of our economy.”

The President just said that on the news. WTF! Are you kidding me? He is just blatantly full of shit; saying whatever he has to to help keep the Democrats in office. Now don’t get me wrong, if you make me choose between Democrats or Republicans (which isn’t really a choice is it… I...
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How To Clean Even The Dirtiest Of Balls

September 11, 2010
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How To Clean Even The Dirtiest Of Balls

Does your man have dirty balls??? She wants YOU… …to try this… My assumption was this is a farce, but apparently this is a real commercial.  The first time I watched it, I thought she said, “Throw those fuckers over.” Jaime Pressly is great in this! Even makes the oldest balls look like new...
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IKEA goes CRAZY for PUSSY… cats…

September 10, 2010
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So they did this just because… The fuckers got me…  they did it for a commercial, but damn if it wasn’t cute though.
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Who Tha? Wait, It’s Manson Sans Make-up!!!

September 8, 2010
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Who Tha? Wait, It’s Manson Sans Make-up!!!

Apparently, Marilyn Manson has acquired a new look to pay homage to a character he is a huge fan of in the show “Eastbound & Down.”  This just might be a good look  for him. Check this out for the full article: http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/266434/marilyn-manson-loses-his-makeup-gains-a-mullet/
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George Takei To Appear On The Big Bang Theory

September 6, 2010
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George Takei To Appear On The Big Bang Theory

According to the Twitterverse, Bill Prady, The Big Bang Theory’s executive producer, tweeted that Star Trek’s original Sulu, George Takei, will be appearing in the fourth episode of the fourth season of TBBT airing October 14th. And, according to TrekMovie.com, George Takei says he’s appearing in a fantasy sequence… a Wolowitz fantasy. Oh, joy! Seriously, let’s...
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Windows Shortcuts for Tards!!!

September 6, 2010
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Windows Shortcuts for Tards!!!

Okay, for all you dumb-asses that still use the mouse for everything listen up!  (Well, read up rather.)  Since it's labor day and all three of you regular visitors are probably just farting around on the pc today, I figured I'd help educate you retards. Hit the jump for some Grade A Edumacation!
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SOMETIMES I WISH THERE WAS A HELL, SO COCK SUCKERS LIKE THESE COULD BURN THERE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!!

September 3, 2010
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Watch this video. Then go see this fucking movie. Every single one of these cock sucking maggots is not only still FREE after blatantly and flagrantly breaking the law, but each and every one of these soulless motherfuckers got FREE money at ZERO percent interest from our government, paid for with OUR tax dollars, so they...
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